Malang
14 August 2024

Located in East Java, Malang is the perfect base for exploring some of Indonesia’s most stunning natural wonders. Foremost among these are Tumpak Sewu Waterfall and Mount Bromo. This leg of our trip ended up being one of the most memorable for me. Malang is a top destination for nature lovers.
Day 1
- Tumpak Sewu Waterfall
- Goa Tetes
We arrived in Malang at 7:30 am on an overnight train from Yogyakarta. We went directly to our hotel. Again, our Grab driver offered to take us around and gave us his number before dropping us off. We payed for early check in to the hotel since it was so early and we were exhausted. We showered and changed and through a great force of will, didn’t lay down to take a nap.
Tumpak Sewu Waterfall


I ended up taking the Grabby up on his offer to take us to Tumpak Sewu Waterfall. He charged the same as Grab would charge me, the benefit for him is the app doesn’t take a piece of the pie. The benefit for us would be that he’d hang around and take us back so we didn’t have to worry about there being no drivers available that far out from town. He was an AWFUL driver. It felt to me like he was forever driving in a gear that was too low for the speed. So, he would be in a state of acceleration revving the rpm’s up until he’d abruptly let off the gas when getting close to a car or turn. The drive took 2 hours to get there and after 15 minutes I already had shaken baby syndrome.
We blessedly arrived at the destination. I decided to rent some water shoes from a house next to the start of the trail because I forgot to bring my Tevas. We paid an entrance fee at a kind of ticket booth, then started the hike down stairs. They came to a lookout point fairly quickly. I took the drone out and got some cool footage. We continued down the stairs. Towards the bottom, there were sections where the path was descending rock with water pouring over it. So, it was a good thing I was not wearing my flip flops which had the tread worn totally smooth. The hike to the waterfall is pretty much stairs all the way down, then stairs back up to leave.
When we got to the bottom, we were charged for an additional ticket to turn the corner to see the waterfall. Not cool, it felt pretty scummy. We payed and turned the corner. The waterfall is pretty high and very wide. The spray from the water hits you as soon as you turn the corner – there is no escaping it. Make sure you have anything you don’t want wet packed away.
Goa Tetes

We walked along the river until we got to an area with natural springs coming out of the mountainside called Goa Tetes. They put sandbags down to make a pool at the bottom and I regret not jumping in the clear water. Continuing further there are more springs that form some cool caves and pools. We entered a cave and I rested my back against a wall with spring water pouring over it so the water would fall over me. I stood like that for a long time. Past the cave area is a staircase guarded by trash monkeys that will lead you out of the canyon. It seems the staircase area up top is being developed for Airbnbs – lame. It’s possible that this staircase will be surrounded by private property before too long. Hopefully access remains free. If you were to enter and exit from this staircase when I went, you wouldn’t be charged.
Our driver picked us up, and we returned the water shoes and headed back to Malang. Not long after starting the drive back, we hit traffic which quickly came to a complete stop. We waited a long time and heard from someone that the only road out was closed due to an Independence Day parade. Independence Day isn’t until the 17th, but I guess they were feeling patriotic. All said and done, that traffic added two hours to the drive back to Malang for a brutal 4 hours total. Indi slept a lot of it but I could not.
We booked a one-day tour to Mt. Bromo on Trip Advisor. We were going to do a 3-day tour which started at Mt. Bromo and ended at the far side of Java, but one of the volcanoes (Ijen) on the itinerary was closed due to dangerous fumes. The tour company let us know our driver would pick us up at 12:30 am – 1:00 am. We didn’t bother trying to sleep, we got our things ready to go.
Day 2
- Bromo Tengger Semeru National Park
- Mount Bromo Crater
- Lembah Bantengan
Mount Bromo (Bromo Tengger Semeru National Park)

At 12:15 a.m. I got a message from our driver saying he was outside. We stopped at one other hotel to pick up another couple. I was crushed to learn they were French and just as I feared, I could smell the guy the instant he got in the car. Luckily, he put on another layer and then it wasn’t a problem. We weren’t driving for long before we pulled over on the side of the road. We had to get out of the car and sit on some steps to wait for a different driver to pick us up. Other people were dropped off at the same location.
Eventually, some old land cruisers lined up along the curb and we were told to hop into one. The French guy was tall so he arranged for two Indonesian girls who were in the front of the vehicle when we got there to be moved to the back. It felt pushy and unfair at first because they clearly didn’t want to move and they were there first. I was jealous of him and his girlfriend for getting the front and simultaneously glad he took it because the back was CRAMPED. Instead of regular seats, there were two tiny benches facing each other. It would have been uncomfortable if I was back there by myself, with four people it was torture. I couldn’t move my body at all and the roof was too low for me to sit upright. I had to hunch my head the whole way there. Apparently, the national park has a rule that only old Land Cruisers are allowed inside. It sounds fake but if you go you’ll see only retro Land Cruiser! It was the worst car ride of my life and I prefer not to draw out the details. For me, the pain is still too near.
We drove onto a dirt road as we got closer and got thrown around as the fleet of Land Cruisers seemed to race each other to get there first. We made it back onto a paved road where we finally and blessedly parked and got out. It turned out to be moving from one torture to another as it was freezing outside. I had some thin layers on and long pants but it was still cold. I couldn’t find my wool buff and after thinking about it, I felt sure I had put the buff in my fanny pack. I realized I didn’t have my fanny pack and went all the way back down to the car to get it. My searching became more and more frantic. After searching for a while, I came to the conclusion it could not be in the car. So, it must either be in the first car or on the side of the road. My wallet, passport, and GoPro were in it. As you might imagine, I was freaking out trying to remember where I left it. I have a terrible memory so I was drawing a blank. I used Google Translate to tell the driver that I thought I had left it in the last car and asked him to please reach out to the other driver for me. I ran back up the hill to find Indi in one of the little shacks/cafes to tell her the news.
We sat in the store for a while and each drank a small cup of hot milo. We moved to another store close to a lookout point. It was very cold, in the store it was warmer, but still cold. I was so desperate for extra insulation that I inflated my neck pillow and wore it around my neck. We had to wait quite a while but eventually light began to show on the horizon. We went outside to a lookout point and huddled for warmth. We stared at the horizon for a while before trying another spot. We realized that we had been looking at the wrong side and that the real view was on the other side.
A plane of fog covered the ground, sitting below the tops of multiple volcanoes. The sun rising over Bromo National Park was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever had the pleasure to witness. Gunung Batok is the dormant volcano with deep regular lines that run its length. The look is quite striking. A constant veil of steam billows from the closest crater – Mt. Bromo. The tallest volcano in the back would let out occasional circular puffs of steam. As time went on, there was enough light to launch the drone. I got some photos and videos but spent most of the battery on a timelapse. The battery was gone by the time it finished. That ended up being a bad idea because the timelapse didn’t turn out. The sun had just started to shine on the volcanoes, so I landed the drone and relaunched it with a fresh battery.
I got a few more shots and then I had to land because we were supposed to be back at the car at 6:00 am. On the way back I tried to poop but had no success. As I squatted, I looked at my phone and saw that the driver of the first car had found my fanny pack! I left the restroom feeling greatly relieved, just not in the way I had expected.
Mount Bromo Crater

We all piled back in the car and after being stuck in a traffic jam, got down the mountain to the plains at the base of the volcano. We took some photos, then drove right up to the base of the crater. Neither of us was very excited to go see it, but we had nothing better to do so we followed the line of tourists marching through the dirt. The ground was a mix of sand, dirt, and horse poop. You have to hike with face and eye protection to survive. Luckily, we both had sunglasses and something to cover our mouths. The hike to the crater was just about as unpleasant as I had imagined. You’re surrounded by a barren, hostile landscape as you march through the dust in the hot sun getting covered with the dust you, and everyone else is kicking up into the air. When you get to the volcano you’ll get in line and slowly climb stairs that ascend to the rim of the crater. The payoff when we got to the top was just as lame as we expected – sulfurous steam coming out of an ugly crater. Maybe we’ve just been to Yellowstone National Park too many times, but there was nothing exciting to either of us about staring at the steam vent.
Lembah Bantengan

We started speaking with the French couple while walking down from the viewpoint. They were pretty cool and we chatted for the rest of the trip. We got back in the car and instead of going to the waterfall that was on our itinerary, we went to a nearby viewpoint within the National Park at the behest of the Frenchies. They said they had already seen a lot of waterfalls. We had just had a fairly rough experience at a waterfall the previous day so we agreed. The driver followed a dirt path around the volcanoes to the other side of them. The road led to a flat plain at the foot of a steep, green mountain wall. The mountain was strangely uniform in size and shape, like building a long wall out of sand on the beach. When we got out of the Land Cruiser, Indi laid her krama out for us to sit on. We chatted with the French couple and I flew the drone around.
From there, we drove back to the outskirts of Malang. We got out of the land cruiser (Yay!) and got in the car that had picked us up. The driver gave me my fanny pack and assured me he hadn’t opened it. I assured him he that is a lovely man.
We were dropped off at our hotel where we showered and I sent our clothes to be laundered. It was going to be expensive but I had a lot of dirty clothes and the clothes we had worn that day were covered in grime. At this point it was only midday although it felt much later, we had pulled an all-nighter after all.
We got in bed and slept for 6 hours. Indi woke me up and then went for a walk while I did some studying and looked through the footage I had taken on Java. Indi and I met up at a Vietnamese restaurant the Frenchies had recommended called Saigon. It was expensive but very good and had cool decor. We stayed up way too late, until 1:00 am. That wasn’t a good idea considering we had to be up by 4:30 am to take a train.
Next time
On our next adventure, we leave the island of Java and travel to the travel Instagram capital of the world – Bali.
